Wednesday, April 12, 2006

SPAAAAZZY! Spazzy spazzy spaz spaz spaz

Tiger Woods has been forced into making an apology for using the word 'spaz' cazually.

Cerebral Palsy is an inconvenient condition to have. Spaz is a derisive and offensive term. One of those sentences is factually accurate.

SCOPE forbid anyone from using the term 'spaz'. SCOPE used to be called the Spastics Society. But not any more. Now they've rebranded. SO NO ONE CAN USE THE WORD, OR ITS DERIVATIVES, EVER. IN ANY CONTEXT. Let that be a lesson to everyone.

Next time you fuck up a putt, remember to say 'Goodness! I played that shot like a CP sufferer. Who's not very good at putting.'

And next time you say something you wish you hadn't, why not say 'Oops, what a Tiger!'?

That'll show the insensitive cunt.

" It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness."

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