Friday, March 30, 2007

A Passion for Chocolate

Sometimes it's just too easy. The magic of RSS means you switch on the PC to this kind of item, about a life size chocolate sculpture of Jesus.



Fantastic. But the predictable moaning from the Catholic Church in America fails to capitalise on what is surely the most obvious potential recruitment bonanza they've had in years. Surely people will flock to join the flock when they hear what's on offer.

'Corpus Christi...'
'Mmmm! Don't mind if I do. Is that red wine?'

IT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT. We already trough too much chocolate this time year anyway, we might as well invest it with some connection to the divine.

Some more of a connection, then.

Update: They decided against it. Obviously.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

My sweet lord.

Unknown said...

And now they've cancelled it. I hate it when people cave like that.

Unknown said...

Yeah, My Sweet Lord is a fantasticaly funny title for it. Endured through the "Passion" on sunday night, not sure exactly what Melly Mel is trying to say by making a film where watching Jesus getting beaten to a pulp constitutes about 90% of it. And I laughed out loud at the ending, seemingly set up for a sequel. "Passion of the Christ 2: The ressurection". He's back, with a vengeance! That episode of Family Guy springs to mind.