Monday, July 24, 2006

People of Earth: GIVE IT A FUCKING REST.

O Lebanon, O Israel. O hapless and absent Anglo-American culture mine.

I was going to write a well-reasoned critique, all balanced historical research and culturally sensitive theory in conjunction with neatly phrased rhetoric and insightful commentary.

What I actually want to say is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

PUT THE FUCKING ROCKS DOWN FOR A MINUTE!

AND YOU! GIVING THEM THE ROCKS AND GOING 'WHAT?' YES, YOU! STOPPIT!

SILENCE! - SILENCE, I SAY!

Thousands of years on the planet as a species and still fucking trying to kill each other.
Is that it? Swinging jawbones at our age?
WE ARE RULERS OF THE WORLD.

It won't
get any more overlordy than this - indeed, it's pretty much downhill from here, unless we start developing gills or spacewings presto pissing pronto.

Now can we all just GET SOME SORT OF GRIP, for
fuck's sake?

GAH!

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