Fantastic. But the predictable moaning from the Catholic Church in America fails to capitalise on what is surely the most obvious potential recruitment bonanza they've had in years. Surely people will flock to join the flock when they hear what's on offer.
'Corpus Christi...'
'Mmmm! Don't mind if I do. Is that red wine?'
IT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT. We already trough too much chocolate this time year anyway, we might as well invest it with some connection to the divine.
Some more of a connection, then.
Update: They decided against it. Obviously.
